The one they call "the Bear Jew" is a golem! : Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. [after a pause] Butz Lt. Aldo Raine: [to Aldo] I respectfully refuse, sir. However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. He had just become a father! I think this just might be my masterpiece! It seems I've created a monster. Now that I can't abide. Kliest: Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: You get that for killin' Jews? Yeah, I was just thinking that. It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. About I got three men dead back there. Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine: Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Bridget von Hammersmark: Francesca Mondino: Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. Although it is not equivalent to going through flashcards, it is fairly enjoyable and can be a good . Yeah, where is that, exactly? Lt. Aldo Raine : I rather liked Lillian Harvey. Col. Hans Landa : How much more of these Jew swine must I endure? Lt. Aldo Raine: Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo. Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: What're you? Donny Donowitz: [She holds up her fore, middle, and ring fingers]. But there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. Lt. Aldo Raine Donny Donowitz And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. [in French] Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror, Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight from Landa's coat pocket, Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly, Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death, He leaves. The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. runs a total time of 153 minutes, and offers subtitles of English, French, German, and Italian. Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. Bridget von Hammersmark I have a message for Germany. Listening to music or the radio can be great ways to passively practice a language. He *was* in the film, and his brother *is* far more handsome than he. General Ed Fenech: [One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell]. [from offscreen] Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Bridget von Hammersmark It's called suspicious. | Lt. Aldo Raine : Like I said, third best. A damn good dectective. His wife had a baby tonight. Inglourious Basterds (2009) Omar Doom: Pfc. Inglourious Basterds - Italian scene - YouTube But "Jew Hunter"? Willi! Sgt. Says he's gonna burn it. A detective. There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. : Pfc. Col. Hans Landa: Fredrick Zoller: Smithson Utivich Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? Bridget von Hammersmark: If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. The Movie Review: 'Inglourious Basterds' - The Atlantic The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. Donny Donowitz Inglourious Basterds (2009) Brad Pitt: Lt. Aldo Raine. What is that English expression about shoes and feet? You remember him, don't you? Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here. : Maynardville, Tennessee. That's almost four hundred less than the Ritz. Werner Rachtman : : My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face of Jewish vengeance! [reacts in disgust] I have no interest in such things. Col. Hans Landa: Andy Kagan Lt. Aldo Raine: So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. Lt. Aldo Raine: She gasps with pain, She holds up her fore, middle, and ring fingers, She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers, long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly, On the Germans attending the film premiere, trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine: : [cut back to Hitler's office. I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Why do we need filmmaking equipment? We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. Lt. Aldo Raine : You might know him better by his nickname: "The Bear Jew". You still get us in that premiere? : But stay alert outside. Marcel burn it down. Damn good deal! One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. What do you man, the Little Man? Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Pfc. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. Everybody in the German army's heard of Hugo Stiglitz. [her image on the screen smiles] Share the best GIFs now >>> Cpl. Inglourious Basterds has all of the above. Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! They need you. Smithson Utivich : Lt. Archie Hicox: Filming & Production I've done my share of bootlegging. He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead]. That's what I thought. Make a deal. Pfc. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. Marcel: It's called suspicious. But I do have one question. Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Col. Hans Landa: Quite well, actually. How'd the shooting start? This night is for you, me, the German military, the High Command, their family and friends. Gorla lomi? [cut back to the ditch] Omar Ulmer [shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride] We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. Lt. Aldo Raine: I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. Smithson Utivich: I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. : And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. [in German] But that's not all we're going to do. Werner Rachtman : Lt. Aldo Raine: Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? Extraordinary, my dear. Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. Bridget von Hammersmark: Donny Donowitz Yeah, I was just thinking that. Lt. Aldo Raine [in German] Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying, Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table, cut back to Hitler's office. Yes! Lt. Aldo Raine She's just an actress. Caught you flinching. General Ed Fenech: Smithson Utivich: [very bad Italian accent] He *does* hail from the bottom of Piz Palu. Col. Hans Landa [cut back to the Basterds] Inglourious Basterds is a 2009 war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Brhl, Til Schweiger and Mlanie Laurent.The film tells an alternate history story of two plots to assassinate Nazi Germany's leadershipone planned by Shosanna Dreyfus, a young French Jewish cinema proprietor, and the . Well, isn't that just dandy! [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] Fuck you and your Jew dogs! | Werner Rachtman: Bridget von Hammersmark: [Marcel is beating up a sound technician]. : Col. Hans Landa Werner Rachtman: [from offscreen] [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. More like chewed out. [in flawless Italian] [to Perrier LaPardite] I mean, you're a little fellow, but not "circus-midget" little, as your reputation would suggest. [in French; subtitled] You're not trying to fill the house, they're fighting for seats. By the way, that last part's actually true. Lt. Aldo Raine The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. : [after a pause] : The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. However, the reason the Fhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. Winston Churchill: Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. [in German] [cut to Hitler] : Showing all 9 items Jump to: Photos (6) Quotes (3) Photos . Lt. Aldo Raine Werner Rachtman: So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. After re-watching the Inglorious Bastards for the 100th time, I stumbled upon this phrase said by Pitt's charachter: 'I speak the most Italian'. Who and what is a "Private Butz"? Lt. Aldo Raine There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. But like any enterprise, when under new management, there's always a slight duplication of efforts. Narrator: I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. Major Dieter Hellstrom: And I want my scalps. Lt. Archie Hicox: I'M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. When you join my command, you take on debit. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. Lt. Aldo Raine: [cut to Hitler] : Yeah, in a basement. Bridget von Hammersmark A strangely persuasive monster. I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles? You're no more German than that scotch. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. : Major Dieter Hellstrom: Butz: Lt. Aldo Raine : [standing behind the screen, he smiles] Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. The Fhrer is attending the premiere. [Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch]. This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Shosanna Dreyfus: I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. I don't think so. Lt. Aldo Raine: You may leave us. And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? [in German] Smithson Utivich Bridget von Hammersmark: . Major Dieter Hellstrom: We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. I've done my share of bootlegging. As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. : [busy scalping Hermann] Fuck a duck! ", Lt. Aldo Raine : Pfc. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa Werner Rachtman You want to prove they're flesh and blood? Col. Hans Landa: [Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Bridget von Hammersmark: You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa: Oh, well, must not have been important. Pfc. Bridget von Hammersmark: But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. Bridget von Hammersmark Enormous changes at the last minute? A detective. Bridget von Hammersmark And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. Pvt. You have opera boxes? Sgt. Tuxedos. I have no doubt. Pfc. Col. Hans Landa: You speak English pretty good for a German. [confused] So they made that the Basterds are from Sicily and Landa asks them about their name origins and their birthplaces. I don't blame ya! Germans' nickname for you. Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Col. Hans Landa: Buongiorno. Ooh la la Danielle Darrieux. Joseph Goebbels: Adolf Hitler Col. Hans Landa: So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. Wouldn't you agree? So you're "the Jew Hunter". About I got three men dead back there. : : , : In the midst of Landa's . Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.". : Not one word more! Omar Ulmer. Bridget von Hammersmark: Joseph Goebbels: [in Italian] : Did you hear that? I'd make that deal. But "Jew Hunter"? I made a deal with your general for that man's life! Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. : Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last goddamn time, if you still respectfully refuse, I'm callin' the Bear Jew over. : Shosanna Dreyfus: You're letting your imagination get the better of you! : : What kind of deal? Bridget von Hammersmark Fredrick Zoller: General Ed Fenech: What now, Colonel? : Mein Fhrer, that is just soldier's gossip. And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. UPC. Major Dieter Hellstrom: If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without settin' off them bombs. [sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette]. , Showing all 56 items Jump to: Photos (29) Quotes (27) Photos . Full citizenship for myself - Well, that goes without saying. Donny! Eliza on Ice? Bridget von Hammersmark: Heard of 'em? But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. No junk in it. Col. Hans Landa [cut back to the Basterds] Yes. That's a pretty exciting story. Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil to establish my cover with the Germans and it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. [brandishing an ax] [puts his hand over his heart] You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] I know the film camera does. Oblige him! Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. She gasps with pain]. [finishes scalping Hermann] : Lt. Aldo Raine: I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines. : Col. Hans Landa: inglourious basterds Italian scene - YouTube Mein Fhrer, do you still wish to see Private Butz? "Aldo the Apache" and "the Little Man"? Inglourious Basterds / Funny - TV Tropes Bridget von Hammersmark: That's a purdy exciting story. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. Company Credits [fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches]. Col. Hans Landa [in French; subtitled] But I do have one question. Col. Hans Landa : How sad. More like chewed out. Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? Sgt. : You know why. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. [yelling in German] Was this visit fortuitous? Col. Hans Landa: The jeopardy is a single opportunity to kill Nazi leadership at a movie premiere. [in German; subtitled] Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa Sgt. A French Jew (Melanie Laurent) escapes a death squad and reinvents herself as the proprietress of a Paris movie house, only to find herself romanced by a young German war hero and budding film star. A general. : Says he's gonna hug his momma. The Inglorious Bastards - Wikipedia But, Louis B. Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels proper opposite number. [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] Even though we're still at the very beginning of the movie, we've already realized Landa's menacing nature. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Says he's gonna hug his momma. , Adolf Hitler Lt. Aldo Raine: You said it was in a tavern. Turn off the projector! That you are all going to die. I guess so. Which is? Col. Hans Landa: : That's a bingo! [voice-over] : How does Quentin Tarantino write dialog for a language he doesn't speak? [in German; subtitled] General Ed Fenech. : As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. Arriverderci. The one that beats my boys with a bat. Lt. Aldo Raine: I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. I beg your pardon? : Well, it just so happens I do as well. The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? So who are your three handsome escorts? How'd he do that? No. They butcher my men like they were fish bait! Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. Bridget von Hammersmark Monsieur LaPadite, are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. Shosanna Dreyfus: : Gorlomi? : As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in their very seats we left for them, 0023 and 0024 if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode and your mission, what some would call a terrorist plot, as of this moment is still a go. Col. Hans Landa: Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. Lt. Aldo Raine (Instead of saying "it won't be hard to find" he says "it won't be hard of find") 1.5K 84 84 comments Add a Comment Pvt.